But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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