no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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