Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
