You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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