i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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