yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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