you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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