if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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