Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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