the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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