Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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