for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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