your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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