That's intense
too bad you live with your parents still
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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