My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
