dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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