ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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