At least make sure they are 18
Why
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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