Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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