the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well most of my day revolves around power hour
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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