She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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