Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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