im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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