Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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