I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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