Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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