hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if only i could text you this smell
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Randomize
