Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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