It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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