is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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