My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
it glows. i had to have it.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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