found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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