If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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