Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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