I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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