yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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