we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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