Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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