But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
