i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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