Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I would ride that face into the sunset
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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