Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
wat bout pragnant strippers??
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Randomize
