Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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