Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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