Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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