doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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