She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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