you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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