we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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