There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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