butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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